Thursday, January 31, 2008

Yellow

This font isn't exactly yellow, but it's the only shade of yellow here that doesn't blind people.

Here I am, spouting nonsense about the color yellow while children in Africa are suffering. Still. I will continue my post on Yellow. YELLOW!

The word yellow is made of two words: Yell and Ow.

Think about the meaning and relationship between the two words. Yell and Ow.

When you're in pain, you usually yell: "OW!", right? See what I'm getting at?

So whenever someone says the word: "Yellow", then he/her is actually commanding you to shout "Ow!".

Yellow could also be the "Hello!" of a person with bad English. Very bad English. Unfortunately, I use "Yellow!" as a greeting very often.

So, did you learn something today? Yes, go home and tell your parents that Mr.Chan taught you the true meaning of the word Yellow.

And if they don't reply either " Yellow to you too! " or "OW!", then give them each a tight slap on the runt.

Yellow pictures:
A Pile Of More Than 40,000 Yellow Bananas.


The Infamous Yellow Submarine.


A Stripe Of Yellow In Your Everyday Lives.


1 comment:

陈一豪 said...

Is this post triggered by the pus?