Thursday, March 12, 2009

AWESOME POSSUM

Possums play dead. Thus, they enjoy playing in graveyards. And they dig up graves of famous people such as Michael Jackson-Oh wait. He isn't dead yet. Hmm. So if he isn't dead, why is he selling of all his precious possessions in the Star newspaper?

Possessions.

Possumpossessions.

Ah. I have created a new word:

Possumsion
(verb) To kill a person in order to get his belongings. Used in a sentence:
1. Watch out! He's going to possumsion you!

2. Help! He's possumsioning me!

See? There's a mix between three words there. Possum. Possessions. Poison. Pretty awesome, isn't it?

Hey, the exams are over! Super happy. Going to Ashwin's tomorrow. After watching whatever Olympic movie Matthews has in store for us.

Hey, look at my awesome new one-liner for when you buy someone perfume:

"Perfume starts with a P and ends with you and me."

It's so awesome. Although it probably wouldn't work on anyone, it's still awesome.

I've got a new bloglist thingy. Shows updates and date of last post. Gaya betul.

And I also have a new Calameity section where I shall insert all the lame things people say.

I am going to have an awesome holiday. I am sure of it. Join me, Chan Jun Shern, on my quest to have an awesome holiday. Anyways, I've got to add them new sidebar features. Later.

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