The Simpsons

Look at this.

Click to Enlarge. I need not say anything more.

Or while I'm at it, should I find more interesting pics to display?

Ok, I'll give you something to feast your eyes on.

Homer in space. I'm sure we all remember THAT one.

Hahaha....

Marge's Chanel Ad.

Harry Potter in the Simpsons.

Bartman.

President Simpson.

It'll take a while to burn down.

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Look! A stalagtite!

Okay, enough?

I, for one has had enough of searching through the hundreds of images on Google search.

Thanks for viewing.

Yellow

This font isn't exactly yellow, but it's the only shade of yellow here that doesn't blind people.

Here I am, spouting nonsense about the color yellow while children in Africa are suffering. Still. I will continue my post on Yellow. YELLOW!

The word yellow is made of two words: Yell and Ow.

Think about the meaning and relationship between the two words. Yell and Ow.

When you're in pain, you usually yell: "OW!", right? See what I'm getting at?

So whenever someone says the word: "Yellow", then he/her is actually commanding you to shout "Ow!".

Yellow could also be the "Hello!" of a person with bad English. Very bad English. Unfortunately, I use "Yellow!" as a greeting very often.

So, did you learn something today? Yes, go home and tell your parents that Mr.Chan taught you the true meaning of the word Yellow.

And if they don't reply either " Yellow to you too! " or "OW!", then give them each a tight slap on the runt.

Yellow pictures:

A Pile Of More Than 40,000 Yellow Bananas.

The Infamous Yellow Submarine.

A Stripe Of Yellow In Your Everyday Lives.

Quiksilver Revolution Tour 2.0

Two years ago, I couldn't go because it was during my cousin's birthday.

Two years after that, I get a chance. And Obviously, I went.

I went with Jeremy, Eugene, Toke Fei, Dylan, Dominique and my invisible friend.

The seven of us met on top (No Kidding) of the lion's head (Of Course I'm Kidding!) at Sunway Pyramid. We got there at around eleven, but we could only go in at twelve, so sat on the floor outside J.CO Donuts And Coffee like bums and waited.

"OhDearGodWeAren'tAllowedToBringCamerasInside!"

"Easy, you stuff it into your pants."

*Squint*

Soon, I was making my way to the entrance counter with a camera in my pants.

While standing in line, however, the camera fell out of my pants. I quickly picked it off the floor and it was soon to be my turn.

I looked around, and put it into my bag.

* * *

"I knew they wouldn't check! That's what I love about Malaysia. They don't want to catch you as much as you don't want to get caught. "

We got there , all seven of us and put our stuff onto the table.


My imaginary friend needed the bathroom, so some of us went there while the others guarded the stuff.


We went to check out the practice ramp. The first time I dropped in, I realised the ramp was H-O-T!


And that's not just because of me. *Grin*

I wiped out, and I reached to the top of the ramp to haul myself back up. But

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ramp was FAR hotter than I thought. I touched the coping ( the metal part on the top corner of the ramp that people grind on ), and felt my hand burning. I let go immediately, and started sliding down the ramp.

With the same hand.

Thus, the giant blob on my hand.

* * *

Soon, the band started playing. One Buck Short. I'd never been to a real rock concert before. Needless to say, feeling the loud drums beats shocked me.


Here comes the surfing event. I didn't really like watching it. It was too far away ( even though I was in the front row ) and I had no idea what the guy was doing.

Then, lunch was a RM7 hot dog half the size of a normal one.

Then, Superman and Spiderman arrived. To brighten things up. Take a look. And there are some others, too.

Superman


Spiderman


Mute Air

Around this point is usually when I get lazy to continue typing.

So it won't be very interesting. Or should I just stop?

Nothing much happened, after that.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Nearly forgot.

We saw Kevin Tan and gang there.

Then we went home.

The End.

All You Need Is Love

I bet that very few of you have heard of Across The Universe ( the movie ).

Just so you know, it's a movie, made out of entirely Beatles songs. Kind of like a musical. It's a great show, I give it a 8 out of 10.


The story is about Jude ( Hey Jude ) living in New York with his friends, while his girlfriend Lucy ( Lucy In The Sky ) fights for peace.


It gets kinda sad at the middle bit, around the Strawberry Fields song bit, but the ending is great.


I think I'm not giving it the honour it deserves by this lousy review, but just watch it, so the damage of any bad review will be cleansed.

Somethings Were Done Instead Of The Project We Were Suppossed To Do....

I'm lazy to do an introduction. Just watch it. Funny.

The Burger King

There are many questions in the universe left unanswered. Like:

Why does the moon look like my friend's face?



Why does this computer lag so much?



What makes the Backstreet Boys gay?



How many glow-in-the-dark stars are there on my ceiling?

So, some of these questions are best left unanswered. But there is one, however, that there is an answer to.

I'm sure many of you have often wondered:

Who is the Burger King?

Is there really a Burger King, or have I been worshiping a false god for decades?

Recently, I have been asking myself these questions repeatedly.

In class, my mind could not help but wander into the dark alleys of the Burger industry....

So, I had to find an answer. I knew I could never be at peace with myself until I knew the answers.

Thus, I traveled into the deepest realms of the internet, to the underworld, where they traded information for unimaginable prices.

For months, I have been following nothing but fake trails, wild goose chases.

But, as recently as last Monday, I found a worker at the Burger shop, who could give me information in exchange for an amount of 15 hundred gold pieces, each worth (13/86=w)+(-39.7square) RM.

But the information was worth it. He took me into the kitchen, and took a picture from the stove.

What I saw could not be explained in words. Here it is.

I asked the man some things about the burger king, and he told me of the King's address.

I went to the Burger King's house, which looked just like an ordinary house.

Until I entered his bedroom.

All around the room, I saw pictures, models, posters, all of Burgers and the Burger King himself.

Something in the corner of the room caught my eye. A blue manuscript book. I opened it, and a paper fell out. I looked at the page. It read:

Dear Ronald/Sanders,

I'm sorry that our plan cannot proceed as planned. I have made decisions to further carry my father's job in the burger business, and he will not allow me to join you guys. As of today, I am now your rival. I am sorry, but we cannot continue to be allies in this vicious war of food business as we stand on different sides of the river. Goodbye.

I saw a poster on the wall. Here it is.

Here lies the evidence that the three were once friends, best friends, almost. And that they once wanted to start a fast food business together.

But greed led to rivalry, and rivalry led to anger, anger led to hate, and hate led to murder.

I have uncovered footage of the brutal murder of Ronald Mcdonald, but it is illegal to post the video here, as it might disturb younger minds. So if you want the video, ask of it from me.

Here is the end.

Thanks for reading.

Congrats, Dom!

Several years ago, if you had asked Dominique Teoh Rui Lin what a skateboard was, he might either answer: " What? " or: " I dunno, a piece of wood with wheels? "

Right now, he would give a completely different answer. He would go into long, detailed descriptions of the " Piece of wood with wheels ", and how each and every piece plays it's own special hidden role in making the skateboard what it is.

Now he could also tell you the difference between a BS and FS Boardslide, between a Kickflip and Heelflip, and between a BS Boardslide and a FS Lipslide.

He has surely changed alot. The guy would keep on hammering himself until he succeeds in pulling off a certain trick, and shows more talent than many skateboarders, regardless of age.

Now, who else would deserve better Wild Channel's sponsorship and an interview with Malaysia's No.1 skateboard magazine than 13 year old Dominique?


I've taken the liberty of making the picture smaller, so you have to buy the magazine if you want to read it.

I'm not sure if you actually come to my blog, but just for the record,

CONGRATS, DOM!

Of Penguins, Rings, and A Little Dishonesty.

After a rather, erm.... long week, we got a public holiday ( Awal Muharam ) on Thursday, and I went to 1U to watch The Game Plan with my cousin.

Before the movie, we went bowling. Nothing interesting about that....

But when we were leaving, something shiny caught our eyes.

A ring, actually. We didn't take a picture of it, but here's a similar ring to the one we found. Maybe it's the same one.
So my cousin goes:

" Hey, let's keep it! I could buy a PS3 with this, I'm sure. "

I gave him a sharp look.

" Just joking la, I wouldn't do that. But still.... "

We went to the counter and told the woman there about it.

She nodded suspiciously and took the ring.

She was acting strangely, I thought immediately that she would keep the ring. But we walked away, glancing at her over our shoulders.

And sure enough, she pocketed the ring, and you MIGHT say she was keeping it until the people came asking for it, but I know better.

She is actually as evil as this woman.


And you don't get much more evil than a person whose name is Cruella De Vil.

But, the movie made me forget about the indecency and corruption of Miss Reeng Ki Par ( Get it? Ring Keeper. ROTFL I'm hilarious! ), it was a great movie. And it was really funny too ( Almost As Funny As who? ) . Some parts, at least.

Joe Kingman, Everybody!

NO.1 on the field, and NO.1 in your hearts!

Now, we fast forward to the next day in school, and we go up to the hall at 1:30, because Matthews wanted us to watch a documentary instead of doing nothing when C/S got here.

" Outstanding, Wonderful, Gives One A Wholesome feeling... "

Is how she described it. Guess which movie? No, not An Inconvenient Truth by V.P. Al-Gor, news of our Earth dying more and more everyday is hardly what I would call giving one a wholesome feeling.

It was March Of The Penguins, and even if some of you don't think that it is as good as the DVD cover described it, it exceeded expectations for me. I'm done.


* Static * Jun Shern Out. * Static*

P.H.C

Judgement Day has returned to finish the job. Sport's Day, actually.

The teachers in charge just can't seem to get enough of us former green house Gymrama students.

Unfortunately.

It's like they have a signed life-long bonding contract which was unknowingly signed by us when being asked for autographs, and now we can't escape it anymore.

Yes, they have forced us back to Public Humiliation Class. P.H.C, in short.

At least Madam Shabnam is doing the choreography, not Dev. I've heard that Shabnam usually knows what she's doing, so it won't be as bad as last year.

I mean, NOTHING can be as bad as last year's performance, can it?

*sudden flashbacks*

*shudders*

The most we can do now is to sit back and pray. So pray for me.

School Reopens

On the third of January, 2008, a child goes to school full of uncertainty, wondering:

" What class will I be in? What if I'm separated from all of my friends...... What if my teachers are really teruk and kills us all? And my parents will kill me if I drop set... "

Soon enough, the child finds out the answer to all of those questions, and finds that some of his friends have moved to a different class, and some of his teachers are teruk and he has changed set in some classes....

Allow me to elaborate.


I have remained in class 2W, Jeremy Sze has moved to 2C, and along with some other friends of mine has changed their class, though the majority of my closest friends have remained...


And, my homeroom teacher is Madam Grace, one of the best candidates for homeroom teacher....


My maths has dropped to set 2 ( no surprises THERE, after my results on the final term.... )

The new batch of form ones are even smaller than we were, and I seriously don't think that they deserve the 5 minute early break more than we do, don't YOU, fellow 1994 born person?

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. I am now class monitor for 2W. Don't ask ME, ask XIN YUN ( who is by the way assistant monitor. ). Dylan is also monitor for 2P, so at least I'll have good company for Monday's monitor's meetings.

And life goes on.

Bye, 2007. It's Been Quite A Year.

2007 In A Nutshell

Before we forget all about the year 2007 and leave it behind,
I'd like to acknowledge some of the things that has happened.

Let's begin, shall we?

So the year began with a new school, new friends, a new life, almost. Almost.

The first day of school was rather uncomfortable, but I made it.

And look. Now I'm all used to this life and ready to go back to school.

Eager, actually.

I'd like to thank all the people, all my friends, who helped me to feel at home at school, and made my life a gazillion times more enjoyable.

Thanks, all.

Moving on, CNY was fun, always good to have a holiday.

Then, we have to go back to school, and have our first exams in march.
( If I remember correctly)

I remember that I did quite well, and then time for rest.

Then mid-term exams,

Interact Club Jogathon,

Sports Day,

Mid-term break, where I went on the best vacation of my life.

Pulau Lang Tengah. Together with my family, extended family, Kevin Tan from school, and Leong Lin Rui, our neighbour.

That was a great time. Here's a pic.

After that, we come back to school, and we commence with the 30 hour famine.

It was a cool experience.

And there was also the Student Exchange Program with Sacred Heart College.

My brother hosted one named Marc, and he was a great guy.

We'll miss him.

Soon, it's concert time.

I find myself in the Greek Dance, which is coincidentally the same dance which my sister and all her friends are in.

She never quite forgave me, of course.

The concert was one of this year's highlights, it was really smashing.

In fun-ness, I mean. Cos' I don't think we performed that well.

Then the year end exams came.

I was terrible. I failed with dying colours.

But, to brighten up the spirit, the post-ex activities arrived.

I took part in football, scrabble, and thingy.

Thingy refers to some things.

And it's now our nation's 50th anniversary.

Fireworks in celebration.

The holidays can now begin.

Holidays were fun. And boring.

We went to Singapore..... Old story, so I won't kill ya'll with it.

And Christmas came and went.

And we went to Hong Kong.....

We saw the million dollar view of Hong Kong,
but failed to take million dollar photos.

We went to the famous Disneyland.....

Rode roller coasters......

Saw fireworks at the Disney castle.....

And best of all.....

Our rich Hong Kong grand-uncle rented us our own private yacht for the day.

Those are my Aunt and Uncle, if you believe it.

And we went home.

So, here's the end of year 2007.

I'm sure we'll all miss it very much, but it's time to say goodbye.

Goodbye, 2007!

......

Hello. Much has happened. And I'm much too lazy too say much. Hong Kong was Great. But I'm too lazy to say anything about it. I will commence my 2007 memoirs post.