Phychology-Not What You Think

What is phychology? As the oxford dictionary would explain it, the study of minds and how people think. Or something of the sort. I'm not too sure about it myself, as I didn't check it. But I will tell you something. It is actually an art. Here is the story:

The ancient art of phychology began when Sivajitha was challenged to duel Twain in the early 11th century. Sivajitha was afraid of Twain, but accepted the challenge. He then seeked out help from his friends, and gained knowledge of a way to communicate with the air in his surroundings. The air then helped him in his duel, controlling his movements and teaching him tips and tricks. He soon learnt that the air was not actually air, but giga-microorganisms now commonly refered to as chi. The art of controlling chi is called phychology. If one is to learn to control chi with masterful skill, he will be, as legend tells, the ultimate phychologist, controller of the ultimate phychology.

Extracted from:
The big book of inconvenient truths

Now, me and some my friends are becoming phychologists, in order to stop the not so innocent school aunties from taking over the school.

We need as many as we can. If you are in Wesley Methodist and you are my friend, you are welcome to join the team. Just contact me or any other of my phychologist friends, whom I will list as soon as I can.