Let's Eat Guitar Picks

Have you ever noticed that some guitar picks look like a nice piece of rock jelly?

*cricket noises(you know, kree kree or something like that)*

Okay, so maybe they don't.

But I was just staring at my guitar pick, trying to convince myself to start studying(it was a losing battle, my lazy brain is much better a debater than my hardworking one), when my stomach growled. The two probably have nothing in common, but think, what if they did?

It could help the world's starvation problems if we could eat everything. I mean, a goat can eat everything and anything. So why can't we?

It's not that guitar picks taste so bad, anyway. Many of us guitarists have put our picks into our mouths at one time or the other(Don't get me wrong. I mean when we don't have hands free to hold the pick, so we hold in with our mouth).

Back to the point. If goats can eat everything, why can't we? If these fine men can eat a bicycle, why can't we??

Kenan And Kel, Everybody! Back from the late 90's! (I think. It was super long ago when I last watched the show)

Check check check ch-check ch-check it out! Kenan and Kel!

Sigh. I'm so speechless nowadays. I don't do many posts, and even when I do, they're boring.

I miss the times on my old blog. When I could just type and type and type and type for HOURS. I would have about 3 posts a day, all completely stupid but I really enjoyed making them. I still remember that I made a post about socks being happy. Why can't I do that anymore?

I'd like to read my old blog, but I can't remember what the URL was. Oh well.

Jun Shern out.

*Static*

Valentine's Day

Valentine is actually a person. I can't remember where I read it, or what the whole story is, but I think that Valentine's Day is based on his love life or something.

And today is that day. Valentine's Day. This is the day where all of us should tell our loved ones that we love them.

Loved one, I love you.

See? I did. Hahaha. Now you go do it.

Look at this. It's so cool. I love the fact that it's done by hand, and not in the computer.


And look at what I made. I find that it's usually true. And the fact that the heart is similar to an upside down spade is surely no coincidence.


So anyways, I'd like to wish all of us, a very, very-

-Day.

Jun Shern out.

*Static*

Jogging A Ton Across The Country

I was sleepy. Oh so very sleepy. I had to wake up at 5:30 today, because being an Interactor, my sister had to be at the Lake Gardens by 6:30am. The Wesley Methodist Cross Country Run.

Haha! This wasn't this year's cross country. It's too early to go 2009 Cross Country picture hunting, so I found this instead. I needed some pictures, don't blame me. It's last year's picture.

Upon reaching the Gardens, I saw Wen Shen and Qalif there, among the small group of people already gathered in the tents. We stood there, around the boxes of Black Fury(which Ashwin claims are his anger hormones compressed into liquid form), talking about last year's run until the event began.

My Jogacloth. Li Yang was just saying how nice it would be to have a C3PO cloth, when Dylan walked up with his P03. Threepio.

They gave us the marathon-styled cloth to pin on our shirts as identification, and then the speeches began. Nothing to say about the speeches, because the only things worth talking about which happened during school speeches are these, which I think I'd have talked about before:

1. Matthews speaking during assembly, when suddenly, her fake teeth fell out. 2. When the Form 1 guy fainted, and Matthews went: "OOoooOOOoooOOOooooH!" It was hilarious! I'll certainly remember that one for many years to come.

Oh, I also had ALOT of fun playing around with Mrs. Moey Yoke Lai's AEIOU of leadership speech during the joined installation of Prefects and Librarians. As I recall: A stands for Attitude, E stands for Excellence, I stands for Integrity, O stands for Optimism, and U, predictably, stands for...

YOOOOUU! Den, den, den. Soulja(Solja? Forgive me for not paying attention to the annoying song's name) Boy oh whammy HO! And so on and so forth.

Anyways, back to the running. After the speeches, the emcees started the morning exercise. It was weird. We The King's Check Yes Juliet started playing, and they made us do stretches to the beat. And everytime it reached the chorus(RUN, BABY RUN!), Yen June(emcee) would shout RUN! and we would start jogging on the spot.

Finally, they sent us to gather at the starting line. I ran to the front of the crowd, so as to have a head start. I brought Ashwin along with me, that I could drink Black Fury along the way.

Grace: One, Two, Three, GO!

We didn't need to be told twice. We ran, many sprinted, as far as we could. Ashwin ran out of stamina quickly, so I left Ashwin behind after the first 10 minutes or so. I didn't see any sign of Jeremy, Dylan, Justin, or any of my little band of friends. I tried to keep pace with Jia Wen, Qalif and Gareth. I didn't see that many people ahead. That was a good sign.

So at approximately 8:45 am, after 11km/7km/14km(due to the many different answers I got from the different sources, I'm not sure how long it was) of torturous running, I stumbled to the finish line.

They couldn't tell me my placing, as they only jotted down the 1st-4th places, but I know I wasn't too bad.

For one thing, I beat Tzer Chyuan, possibly. I say this because I did not see him amongst the crowd when I finished, so that's not neccesarily true(and it's pretty hard to believe). I like to think it is, though. But anyway, that was only possible because the station masters sent him sprinting off in the wrong direction. Same thing happened to Jia Wen, who was running alongside me most off the time, until when we were near the end he left me behind, and went down the wrong path. Tough luck, you guys.

Anyways, I got some sort of a consolation prize,

What the...?

And accidentally took home a souvenir.

Mmm. That's goood Black Fury.

Jun Shern out.

*Static*

Post-Its

So, how's the rheumatism coming along?

Oh, very good, thank you. How's your back?

It's become much better since you gave me that ointment.

Oh, I'm glad to hear that.

Yes, that was plain random. Any of you guys still remember the psychologists' group from Form 1? I made a comic to go with it, back then. It was jotted down on my rough book, and passed around several members of the group. I decided to digitalize the comic, and redo it with better drawings. Anyways, I did.

All ex-psychologists(though I think that very few of them read my blog) and non-psychologists are invited to read. Here's the comic website. And the official psychology website, which has not been touched for ages.

So, how's life? I've got so much work to do over this weekend. Shucks. The PJK project is due on the 19th, and it looks like such a lot of work. I wouldn't know, because I have no idea how to do it.

What do I have to post about? Well, nothing, really. So why am I here?

Good question.

Jun Shern out.

*Static*